Golden Gate Nightmare
Ain’t much rivalry!
It’s a Golden Gate nightmare
A Giant funeral?
Dodgers @ Giants
Sept. 16-18, 2022
satire
Get the Skinnin’ Knife!
Get the skinnin’ knife!
Doggers squeeze out snake oil!
D-backs taste like chicken!
Dodgers @ Diamondbacks
Sept 12-Sept. 14, 2022
Pods Whack Off!
The Pods just whack off!
But our big blue bats are great!
Make ’em flagellate!
Dodgers @ Padres
Sept. 9-11, 2022
Grab Your Sombrero!
Grab your sombrero!
Urias slings Giant stones,
G’nts are in the drink!
Giants @ Dodgers
Sept. 5-7, 2022
Slam Diego!
Make the Brown Monks kneel!
Give ’em the ol’ Blue Bum’s rush,
Let’s slam Diego!
Padres @ Dodgers
Sept. 2-4, 2022
A Dogger Heat Wave!
A Dogger heat wave!
A Blue York summer hit fest?
Mighty Mets sizzle!
Dodgers @ Mets
Aug. 30-Sept. 1, 2022
Big Stinky Flounder?
Big stinky flounder?
Marlins “swim with the fishes”
Blue weighs ’em & tags ’em!
Dodgers @ Marlins
Aug. 26-29, 2022
Everyday Trea
Turner’s the hitman!
He’s the Wolf of the Ravine!
He’s everyday Trea
Brewers @ Dodgers
Aug. 22-24, 2022
Bark It Out Loud!
Let’s bark it out loud!
Blue Dogs are baseball’s big woof!
Marlins get the hook!
Marlins @ Dodgers
Aug. 19-21, 2022
Anderson’s Filthy!
Anderson’s filthy!
His slider’s right down Broadway
Tyler’s nasty stuff!
Dodgers @ Royals
Aug. 12-14, 2022
The L.A. Blue Bum 