Blue Hounds
Blue hounds sink their teeth!
It’s Socal fights so so Cal!
Shred those brown cowls!
National League Division Series
Padres vs. Dodgers
Oct. 11-14*, 2022
*Assuming da Bums sweep!
Author: L.A. Blue Bum
Baseball Fools!
Talk about crushed rocks!
They playin’ like baseball fools!
Gotta finish strong!
Rockies @ Dodgers
Sept. 30-Oct. 5, 2022
In Our ‘Blue Heaven’
Down in Padre land,
& up in our “Blue Heaven,”
They’re 20 games back!
Dodgers @ Padres
Sept. 27-29, 2022
Tio Albert
We provide the spark!
Tio Albert’s in our house!
Seven hundred here?
Cardinals @ Dodgers
Sept. 23-25, 2022
(Latex house paint on newspaper & cardboard)
Double Headed Snakes!
Double headed snakes!
It’s a fat 5 game fall fest!
A blue serpent sweep?
Diamondbacks @ Dodgers
Sept. 19-22, 2022
Golden Gate Nightmare
Ain’t much rivalry!
It’s a Golden Gate nightmare
A Giant funeral?
Dodgers @ Giants
Sept. 16-18, 2022
Get the Skinnin’ Knife!
Get the skinnin’ knife!
Doggers squeeze out snake oil!
D-backs taste like chicken!
Dodgers @ Diamondbacks
Sept 12-Sept. 14, 2022
Pods Whack Off!
The Pods just whack off!
But our big blue bats are great!
Make ’em flagellate!
Dodgers @ Padres
Sept. 9-11, 2022
Grab Your Sombrero!
Grab your sombrero!
Urias slings Giant stones,
G’nts are in the drink!
Giants @ Dodgers
Sept. 5-7, 2022
Slam Diego!
Make the Brown Monks kneel!
Give ’em the ol’ Blue Bum’s rush,
Let’s slam Diego!
Padres @ Dodgers
Sept. 2-4, 2022
The L.A. Blue Bum 