2011 Blue Bum Paintings

The following paintings are the entire Blue Bum series, in chronological order, from the most recent series through the end of the 2011 season.

Click Here for a thumbnail list of all the Blue Bum paintings.

Be The Spark & Set It Off

Last Foam Finger Day
This Is No Blue Requiem
Snakeskinners ‘R’ Us

(LA Vs AZ-Last Game of the Season-Sep. 28 2011)

Light Your Life Afire!

Upsidedown This Year?
The Dead Can Rise Again?
Blue Resurrection?

(LA Vs AZ-Last 2011 Series-3 Away Games-Sep. 26, 27, 28 2011)

The Last Day Of This World?

There Was Cooperstown
Now, There’s The Reliquary
Thats Where My Bones Lie

(LA Vs SD-3 Away Games-Sep. 24, 25, 26 2011)

Circling The Drain?

San Fran’s All Tagged Up!
It’s Just My Aerosol Ways.
Giant Season Trashed!

(LA Vs SF-3 Home Games-Sep. 20, 21, 22 2011)

Life Reduced To A Tweet?

Split Me With Blue Noise!
If Only Hilda Wuz Here!
Get Me Miss Cowbell!

(LA Vs Pitt-4 Home Games-Sep. 15, 16, 17, 18 2011)

We’re A Culture Of T-Shirts?

Twist Like A Screwball
D Backs Can Kiss My Haikus
I’m The Baseball Bard!

(LA Vs AZ-3 Home Games-Sep. 12, 13, 14 2011)

Remember To Forget?

I’m No Mean Spirit!
But, Here’s My One Finger Pitch!
McCourt, Sit & Spin!

(LA Vs SF-3 Away Games-Sep. 9, 10, 11 2011)

Then You Die?

Blue Bum’s Got Mad Game!
Fresh Baseball Haikus Droppin’
Like Bombs In Your Brain!

(LA Vs Wash-4 Away Games-Sep. 5, 6, 7, 8 2011)

In The Blink Of An Eye?
Pontification?
I’m Just An Ol’ ‘Perfessor’
Hit Up My Blue Words!

(LA Vs ATL-3 Away Games-Sep. 2, 3, 4 2011)

It Couldn’t Get Worse?

Pirate Make Up Game?
Let Our Good Luck Strike Again?
Just Prey For More Rain!

(LA Vs Pitt-Rain Make Up Game-Sep. 1 2011)

Just Eschew Obfuscation!

Roast Their Chicken
Make Those Sad Monks Cry
Remix This Summer!

(LA Vs SD-3 Home Games-Aug. 29, 30, 21 2011)

Bronx cheer Right Here!

Tweak Tulowitzki
Put Rockies Where Sun Don’t Shine
Thats How This Bum Rolls!

(LA Vs Col-3 Home Games-Aug. 26, 27, 28 2011)

More Rat Race Merriment!

Caught In Triple Plays
The Gods Of Comedy Watch!
A Big Blue Guffaw

(LA Vs St.Lou-3 Away Games-Aug. 22, 23, 24 2011)

Life’s A Twisted Dream?

I can Her Vin Now
It’s High! It’s Long! She Is Gone!
Like A Lullaby

(LA Vs Col-3 Away Games-Aug. 19, 20, 21 2011)

Wait Till Next Fear?

He’s Mr.Baseball
Blue Bum’s New Doggers Mascot
Finally Respect!

(LA Vs Mil-4 AwayGames-Aug. 15, 16, 17, 18 2011)

Who’s Hacking Your Brain?

Smoke The Houston Stros!
There’s No Quit In This Blue Fool
Our Gang Rules Our Roost

(LA Vs Hou-3 Home Games-Aug. 12, 13, 14 2011)

It’s All A Facade!

Captain Of Clobber
Kemp Is The Wizard Of Whack
Phils Get Horns Of Hell

(LA Vs Phil-3 Home Games-Aug.8, 9, 10 2011)

We’re All Waiting To Die?

Big Ol’ Snake Surprise
No More Next Time Or Nice Try
Whip Out The Swagger

(LA Vs AZ-3 Away Games-Aug. 5, 6, 7 2011)

Have We Played Ourselves?

What’s Don’s Strategy?
Our Pitching Is Choking Us!
Heimlich Maneuver?

(LA Vs SD-3 Away Games-Aug. 1, 2, 3 2011)

Life Is But A Joke?

Big Blue Conundrum
It’s Been A Long Short Season
Lets Not Fade Away!

(LA Vs AZ-3 Home Games-Jul. 29, 30, 21 2011)

One Day All Of This Will End!

Read All About It!
Subterranean Blue Time
In The Shiznit Now!

(LA Vs Col-3 Home Games-Jul. 25, 26, 27 2011)

All The Humans For Themselves!

Our Bums Are Cryin’!
We Got Jesters In Jerseys!
Blue Dogs Nip At Gnats

(LA Vs Wash-3 Home Games-Jul. 22, 23, 24 2011)

It It Hubris Yet?

We Are Angry Dogs!
Make Them Jump From Golden Gate
Spin Their Heads Around

(LA Vs SF-3 Away Games-Jul. 18, 19, 20 2011)

Let’s Get To Oblivion!

Put Up Your Blue Dukes
Lay The Hurt On Rattlers
Cram Snakes In The Cloud!

(LA Vs AZ-3 Away Games-Jul. 15, 16, 17 2011)

The Sky Is Falling?

Dogs 1st Sweep Ends Drought
Our All Stars Smack Down A.L.
Blue Buckets Of Luck!

(Allstar Game, Jul. 12 2011)

What An Evil Web!

Padres Help Us Pray
We Can Only Look Upward!
Were Down But Not Out!

(LA Vs SD-3 Home Games-Jul. 8, 9, 10 2011)

Have We Become Mute?

Give Mets A Big Smooch
Were Our Own Worst Enemy!
Owners Are Frankrupt

(LA Vs NY Mets-4 Home Games-Jul. 4, 5, 6, 7 2011)

Got Cheery Optimism?

Tortured By Angels
The Baseball Gods Forsake Us!
Now I’ve Lost My Mind

(LA Vs LA Angels-3 Away Games-Jul. 1, 2, 3 2011)

All Roads Lead to Court?

It’s Zombie Baseball!
And Now Were Blind and Bankrupt?
Time To Eat Twinkies

(LA Vs Minn-3 Away Games-Jun.27, 28, 29 2011)

I’m Just A Head Case!

It’s All Doom and Broom
We Get Swept But We Can’t Sweep!
We’re Playin’ Deadball

(LA VsLA Angels-3 Home Games-Jun. 24, 25, 26 2011)

Is It Rupture Or Rapture?

Whats Gonna Happen?
Selig Goes For McCourt’s Balls…
And We Chase Tigers!

(LA Vs Det-3 Home Games-Jun.20, 21, 22 2011)

We’re Just Stupidiotic!

Blue Ghosts Home To Roost?
Pigtown Or Chavez Ravine
Fans Pay Up The Nose

(LA Vs Hou-3 Home Games-Jun.17, 18, 19 2011)

L.A.’s Gothic Carnival!

It’s Carroll & Miles
The Mighty Mite Militia!
Pound Reds Down To Size

(LA Vs Cin-3 Home Games-Jun.13, 14, 15 2011)

Who’s Got Your Meds?

Grab The Blue Marker!
Vote Kemp For The Allstar Game
He’ll Hit ‘Mile-High’ Runs!

(LA Vs Col-4 Away Games-Jun.9, 10, 11, 12 2011)

Get A Dumpster!

Tag The Phanatic
Throw Some Homerun Bombs On Phils
Spray Blue On Their Turf

(LA Vs Phil-3 Away Games-Jun.6, 7, 8 2011)

Voices In Your Head?

Help! Somebody Help!
Up Jumps The Devil On Blue
Red Machinations

(LA Vs Cin-3 Away Games-Jun.3, 4, 5 2011)

Our Real Great God Is Money!

Dog Pile On Rockies
Blue Fans Stay Away In Droves
Simers Lobs Spit Balls

(LA Vs Col-3 Home Games-May 30, 31, Jun. 1 2011)

Is It End Of Days?

McCourt’s Shown The Door
Screamin’ Meanie Is No More!
It’s Lawsuits Galore?

(LA Vs Fla-3 Home Games-May 27, 28, 29 2011)

Fat And Fucked Up!

Cryin’ Towel Time!
It’s The Curse Of The McCourts
Stros Pull On Our Chain

(LA Vs Hou-3 Away Games-May 23, 24, 25 2011)

From Cradle To Grave?

Hit Em’ In Southside!
Blue Dawgs Chew On Ugly Sox
Riot In Da Cell!

(LA Vs Chi. Sox-3 Away Games-May 20, 21, 22 2011)

Are You Paranoid?

Loco Ghosts Hurl Curve
Viva Los Desterrados
Boondoggle The Jints!

(LA Vs SF-2 Home Games-18, 19 2011)

It’s A Death Culture!

Hustle And Muscle
Double Play In La Loma
Wisconsin Gets Tipsy

(LA Vs Mil-2 Home Games-May 16, 17 2011)

This Ain’t No Foolin’ Around!

When Snakes Are Coiled
Blast It Out To Bishop Road!
Spit Out Their Poison

(LA Vs AZ-3 Home Games-May 13, 14, 15 2011)

This Ain’t No Party!

Bullpen’s Got Some Cows!
Our Freakin’ Pitchers Fizzle
Pray For Better Arms

(LA Vs Pitt-4 Away Games-May 9, 10, 11, 12 2011)

It’s The Warfare Class!

Give Those N.Y. Mets
A Good Woodshed Whoopin’
Who Goes Bankrupt 1st?

(LA Vs NY Mets-3 Away Games-May 6, 7, 8 2011)

Are You Ridin’ That Hate Train?

Last Time To Whip Cubs!
Sock It Past Palo Verde
Soak Some Homers!

(LA Vs Chi. Cubs-3 Home Games-May 2, 3, 4 2011)

It’s All Class Warfare!

Raise Your Brewski High!
Cat-’O’ Nine Tails For Padres
Doggers Bark & Bite

(LA Vs SD-3 Home Games-Apr. 29, 30, May 1 2011)

I’m Too Cynical?

It’s A Bright Blue Day
Golden State & Sunshine State
Whack Their Coconuts!

(LA Vs Fla-3 Away Games-Apr. 25, 26, 27 2011)

One Step Forward Two Steps Back.

Matt’s Got A Hot Bat!
Doggers Fight For Every Scrap
Adios McCourt!

(LA Vs Chi. Cubs-3 Away Games-Apr. 22, 23, 24 2011)

Same Ol’ Crap, New Day!

Welcome The Braves Back
Give Em’ The Old Boston Chop
Break Out The Hatchets

(LA Vs Atl-4 Home Games-Apr. 18, 19, 20, 21 2011)

We Don’t Ever Learn!

Put Me In The Game!
Donnie Knows I’ve Got Six Tools
I’ll lay Down The Bunt

(LA Vs St. Lou-4 Home Games-Apr. 14, 15, 16, 17 2011)

Scramble The Genome!

We’ve Been To The Moon?
But… It’s Still About The Tribe
My Team Against Yours!

(LA Vs SF-3 Away Games-Apr. 11, 12, 13 2011)

Let’s All Get Radiated!

Bask In The Sunshine
There’s Not A Care In The World
Watch Out For Foul Balls

(LA Vs SD-3 Away Games-Apr. 8, 9, 10 2011)

A Dark Cloud Descends!

Unbelievable!
We Beat The World Champions
Don’t Crash On The Rocks

(LA Vs Col-2 Away Games-Apr. 5, 6 2011)

Hurtling Towards Entropy?

Springtime For Doggers
The Blue Bum Of Baseball’s Back
L.A. Flowers Bloom

(LA Vs SF-4 Home Games *OPENER* -Mar. 31, Apr. 1, 2, 3 2011)

Reinvent Yourself!

22 Year Slump
At Least Ol’ Vinnie’s Still Here!
He Remembers Me!

(LA in Spring Training @ Camelback Ranch, Mar. 26 2011)

Upend All The Shit You’ve Learned!

When I Heard The News
I Rolled Over In My Grave
Who Woulda Thunk It?

(LA in Spring Training @ Camelback Ranch, Mar. 21 2011)

Ask The Big Questions?

From Brooklyn I’ve Come
Hitched Across The U.S.A
A Ghost From The Past

(LA in Spring Training @ Camelback Ranch, Mar. 15 2011)

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