Ye ol’ Padres

(Padres @ Dodgers, Aug. 30-Sept. 1, 2013)

Ye ol’ Padres se ponchan.
¡Puras viejas!
(Howlin’ with the coyotes of Bishop.)

The Chicago Schlubs

(Cubs @ Dodgers, Aug. 26-28, 2013)

The Chicago Schlubs?
Regresar “friendly confines.”
(With the spirits of Palo Verde.)

Bosox Beans Get Cooked

(Red Sox @ Dodgers, Aug. 23-25, 2013)

Bosox beans get cooked.
El monstro verde muere.
(Among the ghosts of La Loma.)

It’s a Blue Blood Bath

(Dodgers @ Marlins, Aug. 19-22, 2013)

It’s a blue blood bath.
Shredder Punto desgara.
(So I’ll just skulk in these low hills.)

Phanatics Phall Phast

(Dodgers @ Phillies, Aug. 16-18, 2013)

Phanatics phall phast.
Crazy Legs triunfante!
(Just more urban taco fabricators.)

Pop Mr. Met’s Cabeza!

(Mets @ Dodgers, Aug. 12-14, 2013)

Pop Mr. Met’s cabeza!
Grind all the Queens men.
(No more chickens & roosters.)

Blue Dawgs

(Rays @ Dodgers, Aug. 9-12, 2013)

Blue Dawgs bite seadogs.
We go loco on the Rays.
(Just more hipsters & shysters.)

(Image: A Dodger batter takes a tumble.)

Let’s Play Our Cards Right

(Dodgers @ Cardinals, Aug. 5-8, 2013)

Let’s play our Cards right.
Hit a pequeño duck snort.
(No more mariachis in my hood.)

(Image: Dodger outfielder makes a catch at the wall.)