Ye Ol’ Padres Posted on August 31, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum Ye ol’ Padres (Padres @ Dodgers, Aug. 30-Sept. 1, 2013) Ye ol’ Padres se ponchan. ¡Puras viejas! (Howlin’ with the coyotes of Bishop.)
The Chicago Schlubs Posted on August 26, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum The Chicago Schlubs (Cubs @ Dodgers, Aug. 26-28, 2013) The Chicago Schlubs? Regresar “friendly confines.” (With the spirits of Palo Verde.)
Bosox Beans Get Cooked Posted on August 23, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum Bosox Beans Get Cooked (Red Sox @ Dodgers, Aug. 23-25, 2013) Bosox beans get cooked. El monstro verde muere. (Among the ghosts of La Loma.)
It’s a Blue Blood Bath Posted on August 19, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum It’s a Blue Blood Bath (Dodgers @ Marlins, Aug. 19-22, 2013) It’s a blue blood bath. Shredder Punto desgara. (So I’ll just skulk in these low hills.)
Phanatics Phall Phast Posted on August 16, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum Phanatics Phall Phast (Dodgers @ Phillies, Aug. 16-18, 2013) Phanatics phall phast. Crazy Legs triunfante! (Just more urban taco fabricators.)
Pop Mr. Met’s Cabeza! Posted on August 12, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum Pop Mr. Met’s Cabeza! (Mets @ Dodgers, Aug. 12-14, 2013) Pop Mr. Met’s cabeza! Grind all the Queens men. (No more chickens & roosters.)
Blue Dawgs Posted on August 9, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum Blue Dawgs (Rays @ Dodgers, Aug. 9-12, 2013) Blue Dawgs bite seadogs. We go loco on the Rays. (Just more hipsters & shysters.) (Image: A Dodger batter takes a tumble.)
Let’s Play Our Cards Right Posted on August 5, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum Let’s Play Our Cards Right (Dodgers @ Cardinals, Aug. 5-8, 2013) Let’s play our Cards right. Hit a pequeño duck snort. (No more mariachis in my hood.) (Image: Dodger outfielder makes a catch at the wall.)
Hash Tag Cubbies Cursed Posted on August 1, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum Hash Tag Cubbies Cursed (Dodgers @ Cubs, Aug. 1-4, 2013) Hash tag Cubbies cursed. 105 años. Woo! (Only the hoity-toity allowed.) (Image: Pitcher Clayton Kershaw)