Ataca the Yanks Posted on July 30, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum “Ataca the Yanks” (Yankees @ Dodgers, July 30-31, 2013) Ataca the Yanks. Whack those Big Apple dandys. (Guys like me shoved out.) (Image: Yasiel Puig watches the ball go deep.)
Rompe Mr. Red’s Legs Posted on July 25, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum “Rompe Mr. Red’s Legs” (Reds @ Dodgers, July 25-28, 2013) Rompe Mr. Red’s legs! Bust one into the Gapper. (Look at all the changes.) (Image: Dodger batter goes topsy-turvy.)
Cosinar Up Toronto Posted on July 22, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum ‘Cosinar Up Toronto’ (Dodgers @ Blue Jays, July 22-24, 2013) Cosinar up Toronto. Gotta make some J-bird pie! (And watch the cash flow.) (Image: A Dodger shortstop reaches for it.)
Game Time in D.C. Posted on July 19, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum ‘Game Time in D.C.’ (Dodgers @ Nationals, July 19-21, 2013) Game time in D.C. Lucha the Nats. Rise up, Blue! (I’ll hide among the swells.) (Image: A Dodger infielder waits for a pop fly.)
Clayton in Brooklyn Posted on July 16, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum ‘Clayton in Brooklyn’ (All-Star Game, July 16, 2013) Clayton in Brooklyn. Back in my ol’ barrio! (Deep in the maddening crowd.) (Image: Pitcher Clayton Kershaw)
We Talk Some Blue Basura Posted on July 12, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum ‘Blue Basura’ (Colorado Rockies @ Dodgers, July 11-14, 2013) We talk some blue basura. Go Cuban on them!. (And steal away in shadows.) (Image: Matt Kemp, meet the wall!)
Umps Give the Warning Posted on July 10, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum ‘Ump’s Warning’ (Dodgers @ Arizona Diamondbacks, July 8-10, 2013) Umps give the warning. Lets get some sweet venganza. (Then slip ’em a sucker punch.) (Image: A Dodger batter)
Last Time We Broomed ‘Em Posted on July 6, 2013 by L.A. Blue Bum ‘Last Time’ (Dodgers @ San Francisco Giants, July 5-7, 2013) Last time we broomed ’em! Gigantes are goin’ down. (‘Cause I’ll spit in yer eye!) (Image: Pitcher Clayton Kershaw)