Defrock the Padres!
Now, we will find out,
If all that money we spent
Will defrock the Padres!
Padres @ Dodgers
April 12-14, 2024
satire
Minnesota Bound!
Minnesota bound!
They’ll be Twinkies on the mound
Doggers are unleashed!
Dodgers @ Twins
April 8-10, 2024
Who Knows?
Doggers drop big buck$
Who knows what L.A. will get
When we battle Cubs!
Dodgers @ Cubs
April 5-7, 2024
Time for a Slugfest!
Not jolly or green?
Bring the Giants to their knees
Time for a Slugfest!
Giants @ Dodgers
April 1-3, 2024
Pluck Off, Cardinals!
Big start to the year!
Dogger Dawgs flush out Red Birds
Pluck off, Cardinals!
Cardinals @ Dodgers
March 28-31, 2024
Blue Hounds
Blue hounds sink their teeth!
It’s Socal fights so so Cal!
Shred those brown cowls!
National League Division Series
Padres vs. Dodgers
Oct. 11-14*, 2022
*Assuming da Bums sweep!
Baseball Fools!
Talk about crushed rocks!
They playin’ like baseball fools!
Gotta finish strong!
Rockies @ Dodgers
Sept. 30-Oct. 5, 2022
In Our ‘Blue Heaven’
Down in Padre land,
& up in our “Blue Heaven,”
They’re 20 games back!
Dodgers @ Padres
Sept. 27-29, 2022
Tio Albert
We provide the spark!
Tio Albert’s in our house!
Seven hundred here?
Cardinals @ Dodgers
Sept. 23-25, 2022
(Latex house paint on newspaper & cardboard)
Double Headed Snakes!
Double headed snakes!
It’s a fat 5 game fall fest!
A blue serpent sweep?
Diamondbacks @ Dodgers
Sept. 19-22, 2022
The L.A. Blue Bum 