Padres ‘R’ Fraudres!
Padres ‘r’ fraudres!
9 Hail Marys won’t save them!
They need punishment!
Padres @ Dodgers
June 16-19, 2025
San Diego Padres
The Pods ‘R’ Scrappy!
The Pods ‘r’ scrappy!
But most say they ‘r’ crappy!
Let’s go whip their butts!
Dodgers @ Padres
June 9-11, 2025
May Gray
Down in Padre land,
It’s May gray in the south bay!
Blue beats Petco boys!
Dodgers @ Padres
May 10-12, 2024
Defrock the Padres!
Now, we will find out,
If all that money we spent
Will defrock the Padres!
Padres @ Dodgers
April 12-14, 2024
Blue Hounds
Blue hounds sink their teeth!
It’s Socal fights so so Cal!
Shred those brown cowls!
National League Division Series
Padres vs. Dodgers
Oct. 11-14*, 2022
*Assuming da Bums sweep!
In Our ‘Blue Heaven’
Down in Padre land,
& up in our “Blue Heaven,”
They’re 20 games back!
Dodgers @ Padres
Sept. 27-29, 2022
Pods Whack Off!
The Pods just whack off!
But our big blue bats are great!
Make ’em flagellate!
Dodgers @ Padres
Sept. 9-11, 2022
Slam Diego!
Make the Brown Monks kneel!
Give ’em the ol’ Blue Bum’s rush,
Let’s slam Diego!
Padres @ Dodgers
Sept. 2-4, 2022
Friars Follies Fun!
Friars follies fun!
The Pods are here to bless us!
Machado boo time!
Padres @ Dodgers
Aug. 5-7, 2022
Grab Your Rosaries!
Grab your rosaries!
Padres are in our blue church
Better start praying!
Padres @ Dodgers
June 30-July 3, 2022
The L.A. Blue Bum 