Arms Race
In our blue heaven,
We go bat for bat with Phils,
The arms race is on!
Phillies @ Dodgers
May 12-15, 2022
Los Angeles Dodgers
Here We Go Again!
Here we go again!
Doggers swim in giant tears!
A jolly green cry!
Giants @ Dodgers
May 3-4, 2022
Pirates Be Wenches!
Who will walk the plank?
The pegleggers or blue dogs
Pirates be wenches!
Dodgers @ Pirates
June 8-10, 2021
Samurai Bauer
Samurai Bauer
Will sheath his mighty sword!
Braves will get the chop!
Dodgers @ Braves
June 4-6, 2021
Great Baseball
The team from the Arch
Fights the team from Hollywood
Great baseball ensues!
Cardinals @ Dodgers
May 31-June 2, 2021
Gints Must Love Our Broom
Don’t wanna gloat ….. but,
Didn’t we just sweep these guys!
Gints must love our broom!
Giants @ Dodgers
May 27-30, 2021
Asstros ‘R’ Cheaters!
Houston … be ashamed!
A bunch of trashcan bangers
Asstros ‘r’ cheaters!
Dodgers @ Astros
May 25-26, 2021
Rivalry Fer Realz!
Blue Dogs maul da Gints!
It’s bat & ball, fang & claw
Rivalry fer realz!
Dodgers @ Giants
May 21-23, 2021
Pujols’ Big Bat
Angels give us gift
Pujols’ big bat could pound snakes!
Albert digs Doggers
Diamondbacks @ Dodgers
May 17-20, 2021
Get Their Snarl On
Sink those baseball fangs!
Dogs need to get their snarl on!
Land Florida fish
Marlins @ Dodgers
May 14-16, 2021
The L.A. Blue Bum 