Butt Music
Drill Mr. Harper
Give Bryce some ol’ butt music
Punk out Nationals!
Nationals @ Dodgers, June 5-7, 2017
comedy
Baseball Heart of Mine
Baseball heart of mine
Its spirit is part of mine
I’ll make art of mine!
Dodgers @ Brewers, June 2-4, 2017
Flockin’ Cardinals!
Trapped in Saint Lou’s cage?
Shoot down ‘Gashouse Gang’ peckers!
Flockin’ Cardinals!
Dodgers @ Cardinals, May 29-June 1, 2017
Cooling Cubbie Champs!
Chicago choking?
Cobalt canines can clobber
Cooling Cubbie champs!
Cubs @ Dodgers, May 26-28, 2017
Don’t Let Caged Birds Sing!
A flash of red wings?
Set your blue phasers on stun
Don’t let caged birds sing!
Cardinals @ Dodgers, May 23-25, 2017
Marlins Circle Drain?
Marlins circle drain?
Let out the line & hook ’em
Brace for Blue impact!
Marlins @ Dodgers, May 18-21, 2017
Giants in Basement?
Giants in basement?
They may get well on blue arms!
Deploy our young bats!
Dodgers @ Giants, May 15-17, 2017
Yeah, Carpe Diem!
Yeah, carpe diem!
Hope Rocks get whisky fingers
Then, Bob’s your uncle!
Dodgers @ Rockies, May 11-14, 2017
Great Clemente’s Ghost!
Great Clemente’s ghost!
It’s Pitt and pendulum time
Will Bucs ring out bell?
Pirates @ Dodgers, May 8-10, 2017
Dem Bums!
Waiting for next year … again!
The L.A. Blue Bum 