Pop Mr. Met’s Cabeza!
Pop Mr. Met’s Cabeza!
(Mets @ Dodgers, Aug. 12-14, 2013)
Pop Mr. Met’s cabeza!
Grind all the Queens men.
(No more chickens & roosters.)
baseball parody
Blue Dawgs
Blue Dawgs
(Rays @ Dodgers, Aug. 9-12, 2013)
Blue Dawgs bite seadogs.
We go loco on the Rays.
(Just more hipsters & shysters.)
(Image: A Dodger batter takes a tumble.)
Let’s Play Our Cards Right
Let’s Play Our Cards Right
(Dodgers @ Cardinals, Aug. 5-8, 2013)
Let’s play our Cards right.
Hit a pequeño duck snort.
(No more mariachis in my hood.)
(Image: Dodger outfielder makes a catch at the wall.)
Hash Tag Cubbies Cursed
Hash Tag Cubbies Cursed
(Dodgers @ Cubs, Aug. 1-4, 2013)
Hash tag Cubbies cursed.
105 años. Woo!
(Only the hoity-toity allowed.)
(Image: Pitcher Clayton Kershaw)
Ataca the Yanks
“Ataca the Yanks”
(Yankees @ Dodgers, July 30-31, 2013)
Ataca the Yanks.
Whack those Big Apple dandys.
(Guys like me shoved out.)
(Image: Yasiel Puig watches the ball go deep.)
Rompe Mr. Red’s Legs
“Rompe Mr. Red’s Legs”
(Reds @ Dodgers, July 25-28, 2013)
Rompe Mr. Red’s legs!
Bust one into the Gapper.
(Look at all the changes.)
(Image: Dodger batter goes topsy-turvy.)
Cosinar Up Toronto
‘Cosinar Up Toronto’
(Dodgers @ Blue Jays, July 22-24, 2013)
Cosinar up Toronto.
Gotta make some J-bird pie!
(And watch the cash flow.)
(Image: A Dodger shortstop reaches for it.)
Game Time in D.C.
‘Game Time in D.C.’
(Dodgers @ Nationals, July 19-21, 2013)
Game time in D.C.
Lucha the Nats.
Rise up, Blue!
(I’ll hide among the swells.)
(Image: A Dodger infielder waits for a pop fly.)
Clayton in Brooklyn
‘Clayton in Brooklyn’
(All-Star Game, July 16, 2013)
Clayton in Brooklyn.
Back in my ol’ barrio!
(Deep in the maddening crowd.)
(Image: Pitcher Clayton Kershaw)
We Talk Some Blue Basura
‘Blue Basura’
(Colorado Rockies @ Dodgers, July 11-14, 2013)
We talk some blue basura.
Go Cuban on them!.
(And steal away in shadows.)
(Image: Matt Kemp, meet the wall!)
The L.A. Blue Bum 