The Law of Averages
World Series champs
Learn that the law of averages
Can sucker punch you!
Dodgers @ Cubs
May 3-5, 2021
baseball commentary
I Smell Hops Cookin’
I smell hops cookin’
Gotta beer bong the Brewers!
Blast some Belli Bombs!
Dodgers @ Brewers
April 29-May 2, 2021
The Ghost of Pete Rose
Old “red machine’s” here
There goes the ghost of Pete Rose!
I’ll bet we beat ’em
Reds @ Dodgers
April 26-28, 2021
Terrified … Again!
Terrified … again!
Those Padres are ruffians!
Bust their rosaries!
Padres @ Dodgers
April 22-25, 2021
Up Washington Way
Up Washington way
Spring frost glistens on the field
The song sparrows cheer!
Dodgers @ Mariners
April 19-20, 2021
Blow ‘Em a Kiss!
Oh! now I’m so scared!
Machado’s gang is real tough!
Let’s blow ’em a kiss!
Dodgers @ Padres
April 16-18, 2021
Rocks Down in Ravine
Rocks down in Ravine
Let’s serve up some mile-high cheese!
Chase ’em with junk
Rockies @ Dodgers
April 13-15, 2021
Blue Celebration!
Hold up the trophy at home!
Blue celebration!
Nationals @ Dodgers
April 9-11, 2021
Like Proust’s Madeline
Like Proust’s madeline
The smell of an oiled mitt
Hurls me back to youth
Dodgers @ Rockies
April 1-4, 2021
Blue Bums & Home Runs
I been lyin’ low
Now I’m back to watch the show
Blue Bums & home runs!
Angels @ Dodgers
Exhibition game, March 26, 2019
The L.A. Blue Bum 