Send Texas Packing!
Rangers on the hunt,
Doggers will spoil their day!
Send Texas packing!
Rangers @ Dodgers
June 11-13, 2024
2024
Strike ‘Em Out
Smith’s got the hot hot hand!
It’s strike ’em out throw ’em out!
We’ll end the inning
Dodgers @ Yankees
June 7-9, 2024
Aaargh!
The Blue Bum screams Aaargh!
We’ll whip Pittsburgh’s eye-patch boys!
Let’s give ’em da hook!
Dodgers @ Pittsburgh
June 4-6, 2024
We’re Home With the Rocks
We’re home with the rocks,
Hope our bat$ don’t die … again
& glass arms shatter!
Rockies @ Dodgers
May 31-June 2, 2024
Is This a Bull Pen?
Is this a bull pen?
Or … is this a B.S. pen?
We’re always injured!
Dodgers @ Mets
May 27-29, 2024
Put Shohei’s Money to Work!
Blue dawg pitchin’ sucks!
Put Shohei’s money to work!
Buy some good hurlers!
Dodgers @ Reds
May 24-26, 2024
Snakes Come Slithering!
Snakes come slithering!
We’ll knock the diamonds off ’em!
Blue rattles their cage!
Diamondbacks @ Dodgers
May 20-22, 2024
Midwest Curve Ball!
The Sin City Reds
Throw us a midwest curve ball!
We can smack those out!
Reds @ Dodgers
May 16-19, 2024
Up in Giant Land
Up in Giant land,
We nip at the monsters’ heels
Dawgs claw out the wins!
Dodgers @ Giants
May 13-15, 2024
May Gray
Down in Padre land,
It’s May gray in the south bay!
Blue beats Petco boys!
Dodgers @ Padres
May 10-12, 2024
The L.A. Blue Bum 